Every single day I will have a saying but some days i might have to catch up. And there is an explanation for everything. Oh and I don’t always say it sometimes my friends say it. so that explains some of the weird sayings. Occasionally there will be lyk a song or something but only really good 1’s. (no names will be released but we all know who u r)
1/27- “Do you want to smell like a man”
1/28- “My dog can film us”
1/29- “You can feel a breeze down there”
1/30- “Uno momento”
1/31- “This ain’t a scene, it’s a *&^ $%^* arms race”
2/01- “Isn’t there 51 states”
2/02- “Where is the dirt”
2/03- “Mmmmmmm, toasty”
2/04- “Ewmagod look i braided my little tassley thingy”
2/05- “Why did you have to do that Chestnut”
2/06- “Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”
2/07- “Come to the dark side we have cookies”
2/08- “I glow in the dark, omg thats so scary”
2/09- “It’s like happiness in a cup”
2/10- “I can’t read it… oh wait its on the Spanish side”
2/11- “Hey you’re that George kid”
2/12- “Fire in the hole”
2/13- “Please feel free to shut up”
2/14- “Love love love love love love”
2/15- “I love shoes”
2/16- “I’m fine but my head feels like its on fire”
2/17- “Ace the helpful place”
2/18- “It’s a land of joy, happiness, and joyness”
2/19- “Lets go to candy mountain Charlie”
2/20- “It’s an imaginary muffin, ooooooooooohhh”
2/21- “Ewmagod, I think I just gave myself whiplash”
2/22- “Cool beans”
2/23- “What does this button do”
2/24- ” You took my nuts”
2/25- “I love Pluto”
2/26- “It looks like a teddy bear thats about to eat you”
2/27- “In my khaki pants, there’s nothing better”
2/28- “It’s FallOutBoyified”
3/01- “Puddin”
3/02- “Happy Diffendoffer day”
3/03- “I know how can you think bunnies and teddy bears are gruesome”
3/04- “My sister is trying to strangle herself with a mat”
3/05- “Off the wall”
3/06- “1D… 1D…1D”
3/07- “Save the cheerleader, save the world”
3/08- “Man hunt in the mall”
3/09- “Importunate”
3/10- “What did he do? your mom”
3/11- “If it were water from the girls bathroom it would be pink”
3/12- “Diego, Diego, Diego go Diego go”
3/13- “He who laughs last thinks slowest”
3/14- “I can’t dial 911 because there’s no 11 on my phone”
3/15- “When life gives you lemons throw them back”
3/16- “I thought the popsicle wouldn’t melt because there was an ice pack”
3/17- “Don’t hate me ’cause you ain’t me”
3/18- ” Love hurts… get a helmet”
3/19- “Ooooh a cupcake, it’s like a muffin with frosting”
3/20- “Like superman and ohhhhh”
3/21- “Now I have AID’s from stepping in the puddle”
3/22- “If duck tape, tylenol, or bandaids can’t fix it you’ve got a problem”
3/23- “When life give you lemons, say “Oh yeah I like lemons what else you got”"
3/24- “It’s like pop, lock, and drop it gone bad”
3/25- “Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get”
3/26- “Stupid is as stupid does”
3/27- “Omigod, I feel like things are crawling on me”
3/28- “How stupid do you think I am, wait please don’t answer that”
3/29- “What’s up with those people and making food in your pants”
3/30- “I’m not talking to you I’m talking to the shirt”
3/31- “Do you think polka dots look good on me”
4/01- “Yeah normally I’m punk but today I’m just weird”
4/02- “You ‘da man cobra”
4/03- “I can’t help it that I’m weird”
4/04- “Penny for your thoughts, a dollar for your insides”
4/05- “Great Friday”
4/06- “Pluckity duck”
4/07- “It’s not dark for those Alaskans with night vision”
4/08- “Happy Easter”
4/09- “Wouldn’t that be weird, thinking my step-dad is hot”
4/10- “Backpack backpack yeah”
4/11- “I don’t think any guy is hot except Pete Wentz”
4/12- “It doesn’t work but wait which button is the star button”
4/13- “Was that a dead cat or a dead box”
4/14- “Lets stick a knife in the bush just in case”
4/15- “I’ll run across the street and uproot the stop sign”
4/16- “I thought it was rock paper scissors shoe”
4/17- “Is John Travolta that Danny kid in our school”
4/18- “I though it would taste like juice with an orange flavoring but not orange juice”
4/19- “Do the pencil”
4/20- “I’m spending my kids inheritage? no inheritance”
4/25- “Opinions are like buttholes everyone has one and they all stink but mine”
4/26- “Of thirty-six ways of avoiding disaster, running away is best”
4/27- “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes”
4/28- “There is no such thing as fun for the whole family”
4/29- “By doing just a little each day, I can gradually let the task overwhelm me”
4/30- “I got kicked out of wood working for not wearing my safety goggles while sawing off another kid’s left arm”
5/01- “Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue”
5/02- “It’s not that I’m antisocial, I’m just not friendly”
5/03- “Of course I’m out of my mind! It’s dark and scary there!”
5/04- “Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot”
5/05- “How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?”
5/06- “I’m not schizophrenic! Well, not all of my 500 selves”
5/07- “Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly”
5/08- “You know you’re stressed out when you can hear mimes”
5/09- “The problem with reality is a lack of background music”
5/10- “What’s the definition of a will? (Come on, it’s a dead giveaway!)”
5/11- “Life would be so much easier if everyone read the manual”
5/12- “Hate the hairball, not the kitty”
5/13- “Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
5/14- “I did all of this without a single drop of rum”
5/15- “Your mad! If I wasn’t this would never work”
5/16- “Now stupid rocks are following me too”
5/17- “Yes, that dress does make you look fat”
5/18- “School’s out for summer”
5/19- “Have you checked the children”
5/20- “*sniff* *sniff* oooohhh peanut”
5/21- “No no no no no, no nuts of any kind”
5/22- “This is not good for my blood sodium”
5/23- “I think I have insidal pain”
5/24- “Pirates of the Caribbean:At Worlds End”
5/25- “Everybody freeze I’ve dropped my brain”
5/26- “If it wasn’t for my random motions, blurtings and actions, I’d be as normal as you”
5/27- “The crimes we are about to depict have been specially committed for this program”
5/28- “Happy Memorial Day”
5/29- “A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion”
5/30- “Worry is the first time you can’t do it a second time; panic is the second time you can’t do it the first time”
6/01- “School is just an elaborate plot by vampires to obtain the blood of teenagers through periodic blood-drives”
7/02- “I’m not wearing that sweater”
7/03- “I’d be afraid that if I made fun of him that he’d come and hurt me”
7/04- “Idk, my bff Jill
7/05- “You know that one song it goes do do do do do do do”
7/06- “If I don’t figure out the name of this song I’m gonna kill someone so I’d watch out”
7/08- “Good one *goes in for high-five*, um no *rejects high-five*”
7/09- “Who is this? your the one who started talking to me you should know”
7/10- “Sorry that we can’t all be musical geniuses like you”
7/11- “Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat”
7/12- “I’ve had a perfectly, wonderful evening. This wasn’t it”
7/13- “On the other hand, you have different fingers”
7/14- “Men occasionly stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing has happened”
7/15- “Life isn’t fair. It’s just fairer than death, that’s all”
7/16- “If you scatter thorns, don’t go barefoot”
7/17- “Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night the ice weasels come”
7/18- “You da man Coh-bra”
7/19- “You like need tiny fingers to do this. As long as you don’y use your toe I think you’ll be ok”
7/20- “This makes feel like I’ll never be quite normal”
7/21- “You know bro’s before…”
7/22- “I’ve just been hilarious today”
7/23- “I can’t believe she just left all of her stuff here, well never mind it is her we’re talking about”
7/24- “I’m having sever migrations”
7/25- “Redrum….redrum”
7/26- “I think I’ll skip English tomorrow; there are just certain aspects of Moby I don’t want to know about”
7/27- “Realize that no matter what you do, the grocery store check-out line you’re in will always take the longest”
7/28- “Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math”
7/29- “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups”
7/30- “A closed mouth gathers no foot”
7/31- “If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success”
8/01- “Where would the world be without crazy people?”
8/02- “Error: Press any key except… no, No, NO NOT THAT ONE!”
8/03- “I’ve been struck by you”
8/04- “The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered”
8/05- “I’m sorry; am I poking holes in your self-esteem bucket?”
8/06- “Whatever it is that’s eating you, it must be suffering horribly”
8/07- “Whatever happens to you, it will have previously happened to everyone else, only more so”
8/08- “I sometimes go to my own little world, but that’s okay, they know me there”
8/09- “Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine”
8/10- “Preserve nature, pickle a squirrel”
8/11- “Allow me to introduce my selves”
8/12- “My precioussss”
8/13- “I’m not crazy ’cause I take the right pills everyday!”
8/14- “A healthy, male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his weight in other people’s patience”
8/15- “I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone”
8/16- “Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have”
8/17- “If I throw a stick, will you go away?”
8/18- “A life… cool, where can I download one of those?”
8/19- “My check engine light came on the other day. I popped the hood and looked, and the engine is still there. Silly light!”
8/20- “Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red”
8/21- “I’m not myself today; maybe I’m you”
8/22- “The meek shall inherit the earth, after we’re through with it”
8/23- “You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today”
8/24- “Go bananas go go bananas”
8/25- “Can’t break the spell, of the typical”
8/26- “What’s the matter, you need some water there Scooter?”
8/27- “Haha like no one in this school can run”
8/28- “It’s not beep it’s more like beeEEp”
8/29- “I am not wearing that sweater”
8/30- “A normal cat goes meow while a dying one would go meow- cackle cough wheeze”
8/31- “Everyone at our school has running problems”
9/01- “Oh no! My brother is a Scooter”
9/02- “Oh who cares it’s too hard to pronounce anyways”
9/03- “So there is no donut?”
9/04- “Error: No keyboard. Press F1 to continue”
9/05- “Into every life, some rain must fall; usually when your car windows are down”
9/06- “It’s a small world, unless you have to paint it”
9/07- “Rock the Universe”
9/08- “Stop right there, thats exactly where I lost it”
9/09- “It’s okay to let your mind go blank; but please turn off the sound”
9/10- “9 out of 10 voices in my head agree that I’m sane”
9/11- “You are depriving some village of its idiot”
9/12- “Murphy’s Law Addition: If anything that could go wrong doesn’t go wrong, it would have been ultimately better for it to have gone wrong”
9/13- “The things I fear may all be imaginary; so what I fear most is my imagination”
9/14- “Sure, go ahead, try to hit me. But I must warn you, I am a master of the martial ar…OUCH! Dude that hurt!”
9/15- “Of all of the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most”
9/16- “Don’t interrupt me when I’m talking to myself”
9/17- “Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of”
9/18- “When I was little I made my parents throw pennies at me”
9/19- “Ten point-o on the richter scale, shake it like an earthquake move your tail”
9/20- “Call Sherlock Holmes, where’s my couch?”
9/21- “Why are you making cupcakes when you’re just gonna poop them out?”(said by my man Pete Wentz)
9/22- “There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men don’t think there’s a lot they don’t know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, “I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked.”"
9/23- “Did I miss the tomato or something?”
9/24- “I used to have a handle on life, and then it broke”
9/25- “A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory”
9/26- “Never take life seriously; nobody gets out alive anyway”
9/27- “If you want to have the rainbow, you have to put up with the rain”
9/28- “Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to throw them fish”
9/30- “G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S”
10/01- “A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking”
10/02- “I always win. Except when I lose, but then I just don’t count it”
10/03 “No more boot”
10/04- “The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Finland. Now Santa Claus is missing”
10/05- “You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it”
10/06- “Oh yeah? You wanna step out of the giant robot and say that again”
10/07- “What’s the speed of dark”
10/08- “I’m definitely, positively, maybe indecisive”
10/09- “If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried”
10/10- “Do they like cut the day in half or something”
10/11- “Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses”
10/12- “The world’s one big prison and I’m the warden. Luckily, I’m also asleep”
10/13- “Next time you get the urge to think, don’t”
10/14- “If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends”
10/15- “Whatever it is that’s eating you, it must be suffering horribly”
10/16- “It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others”
10/17- “To be sure to hit, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target”
10/18- “Cause you seem pretty handsome awkward”
10/19- “Noooooooo School!!!!!!!!!!!”
10/20- “You’ve got to ask yourself a question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk?”
10/21- “If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing”
10/22- “I may be schizophrenic but at least I have each other”
10/23- “Time is merely a waste of reality”
10/24- “I used to be a kleptomaniac, but I took something for it”
10/25- “When I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you”
10/26- “Well I’m not paralyzed,but I seem to be struck by you”
10/27- “Murphy’s Law Addition: If anything that could go wrong doesn’t go wrong, it would have been ultimately better for it to have gone wrong”
10/28- “Party like a rockstar”
10/29- “Murphy’s Law: If anything can go wrong, it will”
10/30- “If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed”
10/31- “This is Halloween”
11/01- “Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?”
11/02- “I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges”
11/03- “The two most common things in the Universe are hydrogen and stupidity”
11/04- “We’re all in this alone”
11/05- “The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss”
11/06- “My day is not complete until I terrify a complete stranger”
11/07- “Gosh, she has disgraced the art of invitation making”
11/08- “One by one the penguins stole my sanity.”
11/09- “Why did I grab a flippin’ tissue?”
11/10- “How can you think an eight year-old is hott?”
11/11- “What’s the Wall Street Journal, is that good?”
11/12- “The city is at war, a place among the young and rich”
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2/14 i braided my little tassley thingy
yes you do feel a breeze an uncomfortable breeze
I said most of those, in fact 5/21 of those sayings were mine.
arent i funny! j.k
you mean 6/21
oops i mean 6/21
2/21 was so my phrase
you mean 2/05 2/21 was sebass
2/28 is mine mine mine mine mine mine so hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahpetewentzhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshahahaahhahahahahahhafobhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha find the hidden words
its ” its not dark 4 alaskans or people w/ night vision goggles” not “its not dark for alaskans with night vision” smart 1. werent u payin attention 2 the movie and the commercials?
no ur the idiot i was right